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The Presidential Preposition

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Dave says:

I suspect that I will not be the lone voice in the blogsphere this week. Tomorrow stands as a great test of many people, one person and approximately the whole internet. As the great empowerer (I literally reference the internet and figuratively the president-elect), thousands of people will flood its being with the thoughtful and the thoughtless. I write this on Monday January 19th 2009 for no other reason than should tomorrow the internet crumble under the weight of the inane, insane and inspired, my ramblings will have made it out there as a monument to nothing but my own musings.

My daily observation, (a resolution I made at the beginning of the year along with my desire to decrease my dogged overuse of parenthesizes to communicate a side thought) was marshaled from two segments of seemingly unconnected radio both over employing either the preposition or the concept of the word “like”. The first radio report was an interesting, if not slightly over patriotic piece on NPR: a compilation of inaugural speech snippets from President Coolidge to President G.W. Bush. Each president was telling the expectant masses they are great but could be greater and each, even the last, sounded inspiring and confident. However, the hidden subtext to these sermons from the political pulpit was the desire of each new president to be ‘like’ a predecessor. Quote: as Jefferson said, as Lincoln said, as Roosevelt said, as Kennedy said and, surprisingly, as Reagan said are all really to be interpreted as ‘As I Said’.  It is fair to say we all wish Obama to be ‘like’ these presidents also. If you take a bushel of American presidents and thrash out the chaff, you are left with a great man. It is not that we wish Obama to be ‘like’ this great man, we insist he actually become it. Nothing less will suffice and nothing more can be achieved. Obama is about to become America, a metamorphosis that even the most of American of presidents, George Washington, could not achieve. Washington was elected by the small self-appointed American Congress before there was even a government to speak of, to lead a population of mostly illiterate peasants – the unwashed masses. His greatness of office was mainly defined by just being George Washington. Obama’s greatness of office has already occurred: he is the first African American president. He must do more than be ‘like’ his heroes, he must be a hero if he is to eclipse that greatness already achieved. (more…)

It’s been REAL – 7.5 years in review

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

Daves Office After seven and a half years it’s time to say goodbye.

Here’s some parting remarks about my tenure on the edge of the internet.

  • I’ve had more managers than offices
  • I’ve had a lot of offices
  • I started as an immigrant, became a resident and left a citizen
  • I’m surprised I wasn’t fired
  • Flexible work schedules make flexible employees
  • Free pepsi and coke is not an effective tool to boost employee morale
  • Beer apparently is
  • Life balance is not defined by how many hours one spends in meetings versus the hours one spends in their office
  • Why bother holding a meeting when the decision has already been made – send a memo or something
  • Becoming a VP doesn’t automatically make you Bill Gates
  • I’m surprised how many people love taco salads
  • The quality of software engineering is directly proportional to the quality of the software engineers’ management.
  • Halloween should be a national holiday
  • August R’n'R is a good idea only if you plan to not achieve anything in August
  • For a company on the bleeding edge of the digital information revolution, submitting paper forms to report vacation seems kind of quaint
  • Rebranding websites and players for “partners” is never a good or profitable idea
  • It’s just entertainment on the internet, nobody is going to die if it doesn’t launch on time
  • Deadlines should only be decided upon when at least one person knows what should be delivered on that deadline
  • There are worse places to work than RN however complacency is not an excuse to stay

Hara Kiri

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

french satire

In the late 1960’s a magazine called Hara Kiri hit the newsstands in France. Hara Kiri editions, subtitled “Journal bête et méchant” (Stupid and evil magazine), were constantly aiming at established powers, be they political parties or institutions like the Church or the State. In 1961 and 1966 the monthly magazine was temporarily banned by the French Government. The cover’s are amazing (clicks the links on the left) and wouldn’t pass US censorship in 2006, 40 years after they were originally published.

Pulp Fiction

Monday, June 12th, 2006

Animal Farm

Slate Magazine puts a new twist on old classics

Room For Cream?

Friday, March 24th, 2006

Great cover… as for the music, you decide by heading to Frank’s Vinyl Museum

Monkey Love in Outer Space

Friday, March 24th, 2006

The monkey sure doesn’t look like a hot girl from outta space. Check out these other “suggestive” comic book covers.

Master Bates and Seaman Stains

Friday, March 24th, 2006

Capn' Pugwash

Going boating? Then you need an up-to-date piracy report.